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An Interview with Norbert Announcer: Hello, residents of *insert random town*, today we have a very, very special guest today! He is Norbert, the bass player from The Doomed English Majors! Can we welcome Norbert? Norbert: Hi man…. Fan girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Interviewer: So, how's the music business going? Norbert: 'kay Fan girls: OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOVW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Norbert: yeah... Interviewer: How is your touring going? Norbert: 'kay… cept for the fangirls keeps trying to hump the bus… Fan girls: ONLY BECAUSE WE LOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Interviewer: What's wrong with the fans? Norbert: They are insane, man! Fan gi

Interview with Utada Interviewer: So, how are you? Utada: scared… well, after that demon ran out screaming "I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE!" Interviewer: what? Utada: I don't… feel like talking about it… *sniff* Interviewer: Need a tissue? Utada: I'M A BIG BOY! Jett: CARE BEAR UNDERWEAR FOREVER! Utada: Right on, love! Jett: Right back at chA! Interviewer: what are you talking about? Utada: well, one time I got in Jett's care bear panties, put them on, jumped out the window and screamed "I'M A BIG BOY!" I scared a bird. Interviewer: and why? Utada: *sings* Cause I'm a big kid now! Interviewer: umm… any love going on? Utada: My one and